Form T · The rules, briefly
Terms
Last updated October 20, 2026
The short version: it’s a funny card, it’s digital, every order comes with one free bonus card, and if the link doesn’t work, we fix it or refund you.
What this is
The Completion Card is novelty entertainment: a personalized digital card with a short, funny ceremony and a keepsake Certificate of Completion. The Office of Completed Chapters, Marlene at the front desk, and the rest of the staff are fictional. The certificate is a keepsake, not a legal document.
What it isn’t
It is not therapy, counseling, or medical or mental-health advice, and it doesn’t replace any of those. We hope it makes someone feel noticed. We can’t promise it will change how anyone feels, fix anything, or lead to any particular emotional outcome, and we don’t guarantee that it will. If you or someone you know is struggling, please talk to a licensed professional. In the U.S., call or text 988.
A digital product, delivered by link
You’re buying a digital product. Nothing ships. After checkout, we show your card link right away and email it to the address you give us. The card opens in a phone or computer web browser. No app or account is needed. Anyone who has the link can open the card, so send it to the person it’s for.
What you get
The Office issues one complimentary transfer with every order. $7 gets you one card plus one free bonus card (2 links). $12 gets you three cards plus one free bonus card (4 links). You set up the three-pack cards at purchase, and every card, including the free one, gets its own private link. You can leave the free card blank: its link still works, and whoever opens it picks the certificate. There are no credits to save for later.
Refunds
If the link doesn’t work, we fix it or refund you. Write to completioncard@agentmail.to with the email you used at checkout.
What you write
You’re responsible for the names and note you put in your card. Please keep it kind, and don’t use the card to harass or impersonate anyone.
Who sells it
The Completion Card is sold by Heffron Media.